An Amish farmer is tending a field when he sees a man with teabags hanging from his hat, near his pond. The man is scooping water out with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs use it as a toilet.'
The Guy shouts back, "I'm a member of the TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS, and this is America... I don't understand your gibberish so speak English, you moron!"
The farmer shouts back, "USE TWO HANDS, YOU'LL GET MORE !!!"
