Funny Anti Obama Christmas Card

Funny anti Obama Christmas by BIGNUMPT

New Dessert Choice for Thanksgiving

Government Spending Shock

Government Spending Shock Bumper Sticker by Libertymaniacs

Obama, what a turkey!

Funny Obama Turkey by SideSplitters
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Here's Who You Support With Taxes

Herman Cain's Campaign Promises w/ Mike Tyson

We're too busy protecting your freedom...

Sorry, we're too busy protecting your freedom to occupy Wall Street

An Amish farmer is tending a field...

An Amish farmer is tending a field when he sees a man with teabags hanging from his hat, near his pond. The man is scooping water out with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs use it as a toilet.'

The Guy shouts back, "I'm a member of the TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS, and this is America... I don't understand your gibberish so speak English, you moron!"

The farmer shouts back, "USE TWO HANDS, YOU'LL GET MORE !!!"

Finally, a well-dressed Wal-Mart Shopper

"Obama loves America, like OJ loved Nicole"

I think we found where the cuts should be made...

Baby Blue nObama Yard Sign

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"Hey, You Suck At Parking" Business Cards

Hey, You Suck At Parking by DellaDesign

Hey, You suck at parking. Seriously. Learn to park a-hole. If I see you do this again I will key your shit.

I Want You!

EMAIL OF THE DAY: Assailant suffers injuries from fall...