Linda Burnett, 23, of San Diego, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He noticed that Linda's eyes were open and she looked very strange. Linda said she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
When paramedics arrived they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
